Detroit: home of the White Stripes.

I am currently in Detroit right now, even though I wrote this at home. Dear Future Dan: I hope the comic convention is going well and you have made enough money to buy that tiny giraffe you've always wanted. And by always, I mean, "ever since you saw that commercial."

And also, happy birthday to my wife Meg! She is spending her big day in the big D with me, supporting the cause. I really oughta make an honest woman outta her. Oh yes, I already did!