A comic about a guy with a beard.
This is amazing. I sense a co-hosted TV program in the future: Beard Buddies. It'll be beardolicious. Topics covered will range from achieving the perfect balance of grizzle and softness, the debate on coloring or not coloring, the appropriate way to address a beard in various situations, and of course the matter of unruly beard hairs. Coffee will be complimentary.
It's a beautiful ploy, and I hope it plays out. A magnificent meeting of the facial hair that would be!